There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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