Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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