This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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