Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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