on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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