I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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