Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
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