Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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