I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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