dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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