Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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