I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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