i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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