i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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