I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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