Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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