We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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