Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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