She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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