There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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