Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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