Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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