We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Randomize
