Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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