Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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