no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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