let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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