Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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