dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
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