But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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