is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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