that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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