if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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