My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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