hell yes lets make some ravioli
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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