I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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