You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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