check it out our google latitudes are spooning
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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