why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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