And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I just want nice things and good sex
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
