no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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