It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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