Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
The beers last night were like the tears from god
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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