Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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