you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
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found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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