why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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