I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
PANTIES FOUND
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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