i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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