ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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