That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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